I don’t personally know a single high net worth individual ($15m+ net worth) that avoids debt, drives an old car, or lives in a modest house.

Sometimes I find neighborhoods of $500-600k houses and just drive around in them and observe what it’s like living there. I do this to remind myself what it was like growing up poor and use that feeling I get as motivation to make sure I never return to being poor.

Disregard the SNAP benefits for a moment…. What family of 4 DOESNT spend at least $1000 a month on groceries? You eating rice, beans, and ramen exclusively?

I’m still surprised I can just tell people my consulting rate is $10,000 a day and they will just pay it.

The same people who flipped out over cracker barrel not having an old white guy on their logo are suddenly cool with a third of the White House being destroyed. Just saying…

Another top fan

Guy has been LARPing as a Bitcoin Maxi all week and literally “just made his first official” Bitcoin purchase TODAY and it’s only $50.00 worth. 🤡🤡

The market heard that Guy signed up for Coinbase and Grindr today and its responding as we anticipated.

Live look at Finance Guy tracking his $50 BTC investment, target date 401k fund, and looking for driveway extension ideas.

It’s my birthday and I am 2.5 hours away from drinking alcohol with my besties. God is good 🫶

There is no crisis. It’s functioning just as designed.

I created an interactive calculator to help you assess the upside/downside of any RE deal in 5 minutes or less.

TLDR: Pastor can’t stop staring at young woman’s ass at sandwich shop and finds a way to blame her

If your ex-wife needs to work to support herself you don’t pay her enough alimony and you’ve failed as a man.

Finance Guy: “When you make a mistake own up to it” Also Finance Guy: Only white people should live near me and I’m not sorry I said that.

I just purchased 250,000,000 Pokémon cards at $0.50 a card. I’ve secured a large warehouse for storage at $3000 per day. Transport fee $25,000 Resale at $2.50 a card and I clear my first million. It’s a race against the clock.

“Out with people” lmao. But won’t stopping DMing me. Must be some boring ass people they are with. 🤡🤡

$9000 a month to someone who would be buying a late model/new Rolls Royce is such a insignificant amount to them they don’t care about saving the money. They want the latest and greatest.

Pay off your mortgage as soon as possible and take on more margin debt. Few.

This person has almost 100k followers most of who that them presumably for financial ideas/advice and they can’t even make the fake screenshot look legitimate. Fake it until you never make it I guess. Possibly more retarded than my ex Guy.