Those notifications though!! In the mornings, they drive me batpoo craycray 🤯 I’ve str8 up called my computer a “piece of crap” before… felt bad after lol #morninggrind

I'm kidding about jousting mice oviously. I wouldn't actually do combat against a mouse. Mice deserve the dignity of dying by poison or in a trap.

For all you PETA people out there complaining that chemical warfare is wrong, the bugs were the ones who refused to die in a normal way. #checkyourprivilege

Mumbling leads to grumbling. Grumbling leads to going to get food. Before I know it, the fridge is empty and so am I 😩 Have you ever considered maybe just stop talking 🌱✨

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A day in my life as an influencer I feel like I've got the tone dialed in here. If this isn't relatable, I don't know what is! LOL' #growthmindset #vlog #comedy #smallbusness

Photo counter feels like a life I don’t have. It’s like the last physical step of memory, and nobody wants to take it anymore. #sad #smallbusness #comedy #mikelandlot

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Here’s my truth (pls don’t unfollow) The words, the mess, the feelings—it’s still all me. But not the cofeemaker. I don't know how to work it. #vlog #comedy #smallbusness

Walgreens is where you can go to be a real-life ghost. I lapped this store four times and nobody clocked it. That’s not neglect, that’s a service model. #smallbusness #comedy #mikelandlot

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