Mike Landlot (@whynotlandlot) 's Twitter Profile
Mike Landlot

@whynotlandlot

Host of the “Small Busness w/ Mike Landlot” podcast. Enterpreneur. Ur local friendly community guy. Recently single after a long time. Just trying to get myself

ID: 4040841313

linkhttps://small-busness-mike-landlot.captivate.fm calendar_today28-10-2015 00:12:14

435 Tweet

163 Followers

175 Following

Mike Landlot (@whynotlandlot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Those notifications though!! In the mornings, they drive me batpoo craycray 🤯 I’ve str8 up called my computer a “piece of crap” before… felt bad after lol #morninggrind

Mike Landlot (@whynotlandlot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm kidding about jousting mice oviously. I wouldn't actually do combat against a mouse. Mice deserve the dignity of dying by poison or in a trap.

Mike Landlot (@whynotlandlot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For all you PETA people out there complaining that chemical warfare is wrong, the bugs were the ones who refused to die in a normal way. #checkyourprivilege

Mike Landlot (@whynotlandlot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Mumbling leads to grumbling. Grumbling leads to going to get food. Before I know it, the fridge is empty and so am I 😩 Have you ever considered maybe just stop talking 🌱✨

Mike Landlot (@whynotlandlot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

AD: LANDLOT PEST ELIMINATORS... Rats have a fully functioning dirt based economy They aren’t just pests. They’re running robust dirt economies under your house. #trending #comedy #mikelandlot

Mike Landlot (@whynotlandlot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A day in my life as an influencer I feel like I've got the tone dialed in here. If this isn't relatable, I don't know what is! LOL' #growthmindset #vlog #comedy #smallbusness

Mike Landlot (@whynotlandlot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Photo counter feels like a life I don’t have. It’s like the last physical step of memory, and nobody wants to take it anymore. #sad #smallbusness #comedy #mikelandlot

Mike Landlot (@whynotlandlot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

AD: LANDLOT PEST ELIMINATORS... We infiltrate rat communities with animatronics We embed ourselves in the rodent social fabric by mimicking comfort, trust, and belonging. #trending #comedy #mikelandlot

Mike Landlot (@whynotlandlot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Here’s my truth (pls don’t unfollow) The words, the mess, the feelings—it’s still all me. But not the cofeemaker. I don't know how to work it. #vlog #comedy #smallbusness

Mike Landlot (@whynotlandlot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Walgreens is where you can go to be a real-life ghost. I lapped this store four times and nobody clocked it. That’s not neglect, that’s a service model. #smallbusness #comedy #mikelandlot

Mike Landlot (@whynotlandlot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

AD: LANDLOT PEST ELIMINATORS... The rat messiah has arrived We introduce a unifying figure so rats move calmly and together. #trending #comedy #mikelandlot