Coworker A: appears on camera holding toddler Me: *disappears for 2 seconds, reappearing with a fox hand-puppet* Coworker B: Why do you have a fox? Me: Why does anyone have joy? We don't explain these things.

My first book’s out today! All my gratitude to Claudia Rankine, Academy of American Poets, Graywolf Press, and everyone who helped along the way. Here I am with my reading copy, which has already gotten some mileage. Gonna love it so hard, the cover falls off. Want one? graywolfpress.org/books/against-…

my bad. I was trying to share knowledge, but i just ended up sharing anxiety.

How's home nesting? I saw hella cobwebs in my window and made a feather duster by wrapping a paper towel around a chopstick.

I don't often think of famous people's hypothetical grudges, but Usher must still be tight that Ginuwine got the chorus on "I Need A Girl pt 2"

People in America believe you shouldn't use soap with cast iron because the lye in soaps would eat the seasoning. Lye hasn't been in dish soap popularly for something like 50 years. (This is a tweet about the legacy of racism).

Man, say what you will (especially about the seduction dance), but this man is in an empty club having an amazing time. Commendable and admirable behavior.

I thought to myself "how is memph bleek? Is he still a millionaire?" And i guess he must be, cuz if im honest i can't sing your praises if you promised on wax to keep me laced and reneged.

What has the pandemic done to my fashion sense? I would absolutely rock this fit Bob has on.

Reading ancient texts is amazing because you'll come across the most stunning brag bars anywhere. "There are nine types of abyss. I have show him three. Try bringing him again."

Might mess around and reengage my relationship with subtext. More intentional, but allowed. Willingly clarified subtext. No. This tweet is not subtext.

I was never in favor of praying for the confidence of a mediocre white man. I knew what sort of chaos that would bring. I thought I did. This run of Twitter management is something else.

i highly recommend cooking date meals for solo eating sometimes. i feel paaaampered.

Sorry I'm not really here this morning yet. I haven't had my daily dose of Kelela's "Raven" blending in "Bruises" this morning.

This is still 100% true. The amount of fear I have for this fictional fox's well-being might be unhealthy.