i shorted a day early with tight stops and they ran em and walked it down afterwards so now i need to inform all my groupchats that i shorted a day early

bought my first moonshot coin and it doesnt have moon or shot in it tech!

ay do yall take daquavius pork pay yet

I don’t think the world is going to end in 60-100 years and even if it is you shouldn’t really care

whomp how silly of us to buy a meme without MOON in it on moonshot launchpad what were we thinking, i am not retarded enough for this meta

sorry but yes i am fading all of the KOL bundles and cat pvps to further my investments in the future of Moonshot finance with a current valuation of 50k marketcap #angelinvestor

ive never based an onchain decision off of whether or not someone with an army of brainless copytrading incels is participating no ty i just like coins that are retarded, useless, and lack real-world application/utility

when every groupchat apes your “what’s this?”

uh two-tone yeah apeezy lookin like weezy

it’s a QR code

the less serious you are in this space the further you will go

“whats the thesis?”

U can simply bid memes that are fun

reply guys used to be human

i used to get mad at how retarded this shit can be til i realized how retarded this shit is

billion dollar decade-old dormant btc wallets becoming active again to remind us all how poor we are

my perps execution is a lot better when im not home staring at charts all day

Any time a child is minted a 1k market buy will now happen and then have a 18 year cliff with a full unlock on the 18th year

its not a dip its a spiritual retreat