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Derek Whittom

@whittomd

Software Engineer. Automotive enthusiast. Film Buff. Star Trek Nerd. Debut Novel Coming Soon.

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calendar_today05-04-2012 04:33:33

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My anxiety is through the roof. Will Young Royals wrap up in a compelling and satisfying way? Tough to tell.

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Schrödinger’s flat tire. As long as I don’t look or try to drive, my suspicious tire is both full and flat simultaneously.

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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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I don’t think the red sea crisis is an issue if global manufacturing shifts to south america. Or am I looking at the map wrong?

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I’m never understand why prime video audio is so muted. 30 on Netflix is about right, 65 on Prime is barely audible.

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The discontinuity between a man receiving taco bell via doordash and his desire to build a bunker to escape the immanent collapse of civilization.

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I get he wants to contain costs, but consumption of content (and the revenue that produces) is twitter’s core business model. A lot of the content is bot nonsense. Tackle that first by rate limiting posting.

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