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Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

el*n on his insta story tn:

Elon rn

Had a cameo in one episode of Rick & Morty and for two seconds in Iron Man and dude started replacing his body parts with cybernetic implants

“The girls are fighting, aren't they?”

Being a woman is so funny. You’re told your whole life that you can’t be president because you’ll launch the nukes as soon as you run out of tampons. You’re never told that the two male co-presidents of America might crash out on Twitter if they get a little bummed out.

Please stay safe, Angelinos! Use your right to remain silent, report ICE activity in your neighborhood, and be a good witness 🩷 Protect your neighbors, and take care of yourself 🤘🏻

for no reason in particular, an excerpt from “let this radicalize you”

Sry but this is sooooo funny. “Your Honor, Ryan’s adaptation of my man bun was inaccurate and defamatory. Here’s a note from Kevin Feige that says so.”

the beach boys is quintessential california and i will always put them over the beatles for the simple fact that the beach boys understood that having fun at the beach and crying your eyes out because the world is cruel and meaningless and random are two sides of the same coin

Truly, the “scariest” thing happening in Los Angeles rn is the fascist descent of the military on our city. I’m only “afraid” for those targeted by ICE. The freeway shut down longer when Kobe died. 🙄

Get yo mouth ‘round it 🤠 Check out our breakdown of The Rick, the Mort, and the Ugly on WhitneyVisionTV! youtu.be/8li4k-R6NII?si…

Don’t know how I’ve never heard this 😭😭😭 not even kidding, you’ll get goosebumps about five seconds in, it’s so gorgeous

everybody scandalized as fuck about sabrina carpenter and this is literally her

They should team up on me lol

Whip out your front butts, it’s time for our breakdown of The Last Temptation of Jerry on WhitneyVisionTV! youtu.be/ykD0lnkc9Hc?si…

Violent and ugly. They really believe that the world would be a better place if we were all dead. 🤠

We’re so cooked 🫠 the best advice I got as a young writer was to write every single day, even if I didn’t feel like it, even if I had nothing to say. Writing is a muscle, and if you don’t use your fucking brain, your brain will atrophy. This isn’t hard to understand, my god

Genuinely hope that watching my videos overwhelms AI with dick jokes until it dies forever