Romania bringing Kays catalogue into the 21st Century there. #Eurovision

First nipple of the night #FIN #Eurovision

Full Abba-esque split screen camera work for Iceland, and a nice major cadence at the end. Methinks they might need more than that. #Eurovision #

Moldova? I barely know her #Eurovision

Douze points for the frock. Gorge! Eurovision Swan Contest here we come. #Eurovision

If Ratched was a musical, Serbia just nailed it. #EUROVISION

Wasn’t this the best Eurovision Song Contest for years? Not just because the brilliant Sam Ryder came 2nd, but it was a show of love, joy, inclusivity and no animosity. If only the world acted like the #ESC. It would be a kinder, happier, safer place.

Guy sitting opposite me on train has unpacked a laptop, a pad, cough mixture, two drink bottles, two mobile phones, a baseball cap, two coats, a face mask and a partridge in a pear tree. Ok there's no partridge... actually maybe there is in his rucksack. 🧐🙄

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Don't put wet umbrellas on seats on the train/bus. What actually is this ridiculousness ffs #rain #umbrella

When she sees the state of the kitty

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Holy crap this took my breath away 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

ALASTAIR CAMPBELL So in summary. Adult male, pays adult male for nuddie photos, police say no criminality, guy is now outed on TV and his name tarnished for life. How is this any different to the average guy or gal paying for Onlyfans videos? It’s a disgrace this was even a news story

The Sun is a disgusting rag and they have to pay for what they’ve done to Huw Edwards. They tried to destroy someone’s life with false claims of illegality involving a minor. We know now there was no criminality, and The Sun have driven a vulnerable man into medical care.

Good Lord, tonight's #Eastenders was OFF THE SCALE. I hope we're all talking about this episode forever. Incredible acting and writing Harriet Thorpe Colin Salmon Molly Rainford #francescahenry #elizabethcounsell #christopherfairbank