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Hey I was just talking to everybody. They’re mad at you for shaking up every White Claw and putting it back in the cooler :(

I just know somewhere my ex is defending Mango White Claw

“I do not celebrate White Claw Wednesday” -big sad -soulless -massive bummer “Happy White Claw Wednesday” -a thing of beauty -top tier human -slay

Asked for a White Claw at the bar… they did not understand the assignment.

Be honest… how many times have you asked us to sponsor you

There are so many movies out right now. Finally, I can: ✅Sit ✅Drink ✅Air Conditioning

Send tweet.

Some of y’all don’t enjoy 5PM like I do

When 5 PM rolls around, it’s our time to shine

You’re not sad, it’s just not White Claw Wednesday yet.

Dating apps deleted. You’re going to have to guess my favorite White Claw flavor at the bar after work.

Okay but who would win in a roast

Streets are saying Vodka + Soda is an entire personality trait

Currently displaying signs that I’m in need of a little treat (White Claw)

Making evening plans for this week:

They’re cute: 🥰🥰🥰🥰 They’re single: 🥰🥰🥰🥰 They don’t like White Claw: 😭😭😭😭

Them: you saved my life Me: I'm literally just a can of hard seltzer

People will open a White Claw and immediately feel like their day is better (I’m people)

“Work happy hours” are all about looking professional and drinking a singular White Claw

When you miss the beach this fall, just hold up a can of White Claw to your ear and you’ll hear the ocean