Me and Sloan Kettering 🚮

Surprisingly enough if you combine liquor and rocket league you end up slurring 10x more

Woke up feeling like a kid on Christmas morning

Since State is ass I’ll be putting the house on the panthers all march long

.NC State Men's Basketball announce Will Wade I’m begging you

Best compliment I’ve ever gotten

Put the whole tax return on HPU

Will be hilarious when over half of the SEC teams lose first round

Maybe I need to move back to Raleigh sooner than I planned. Getting will wade fomo already

Hey Grok based on my tweets what public figure do I remind you of

Feeling some kind of way again this Friday morning

I have this cool trick I do whole I’m driving where I go on twitter for 5 mins and am teleported 5 miles

That’s a strike ump what game are you watching

Can’t WFH without using all your hinge likes by 9:30 AM

What a Kevin Keatts way to end a ball game

Top 2 and not 2 2010’s white girl song and I’ll stand on it

Start laughing and pointing at people under 5’4” in public

After 5 minutes of laser focused work I reward myself with 10 minutes on twitter

Another day in the office

Grilled cheese.