when u come home smelling like another dog

I like crispy bones.

"The lack of money is the root of all evil."

Aliens probably ride past Earth and lock their doors

Damn. This angle is outstanding

You are not too rich or smart or successful for your kid to not die on fentanyl. It takes one pill, one time. Often kids don’t even know what they are being handed. Accidental overdose. If you’re a parent, this may be the single most important issue to understand.

I find it annoying when people call me. 9/10 won’t answer, except for family and very close friends. Odds are that it’s an interruption; I am busy in real life or in the middle of using my phone for something else. It’s selfish and presumptuous to demand I take your call at

don’t worry, you’ll double your net worth when you get paid next week.

When you meet a woman who’s homophobic it’s kind of like woah… throwback. Didn’t know they still made you guys

Silence protects your peace.

Every track in North America should follow NYRA’s original lead and Del Mar’s subsequent move to shut CAWs from win pool inside 2 MTP. NYRA went this alone FOR YEARS, but with a follower now, it’s time EVERY track did. Repost if you agree and tag the tracks that should do it.