What do cough drops, honey-glazed hams and random pop songs all have in common? They all figure heavily in our latest episode! We’re back this week to discuss S4’s swampy seventh ep as we contend with a bottle of Wee Beastie by Ardbeg. (We’ll leave the actual monsters to Geralt.)

Geralt’s adventures in the swamp led us to Wee Beastie by @ardbeg. It's a smoky Islay #scotch with a spiced finish, but there are sweeter notes of brown sugar and apple to be found as well. We suspect peated scotch lovers won’t need a witcher to finish this one off for you!

Hey, Yen, hook a hanza up.

Geralt and Jaskier: Okay, there’s something picking us off one by one, nobody split from the group. Cahir: *immediately splits from group and gets kidnapped by a monster* Sorry, Cahir, buddy. It’s unanimous. You ARE the kaer moron.

Like all of our episodes, our brand new one covering the season 4 finale is available to everyone. Since we all know what Jealousy can lead to... Listen now in the usual spots! #thewitcher #witchernetflix

We enjoyed our time with this boat a lot more than the Hanza did theirs! Flatboat Kentucky Straight Single Barrel Bourbon offers sweet notes of apple and caramel and earthier undertones of leather and root vegetables. Worth trying provided you don’t have to fight a troll for it.

Sorry, kiddos. While we appreciated your Netflix counterparts, going after Leo Bonhart was a dumb #kaermoron move that cost you your lives. RIP, Rats.

As the world gathers for the winter games, we’re lighting the torch for the latest Witcher games…and if there were a competition in going off the rails, we’d be gold medal winners, baby. Our side quest rounding up the latest game news and rumors is out now! #witcher #witcher3

We discuss Reigns in our latest episode. Give it a listen!⚔️

yeah I think the inn owner is cooked

Live fast, die stupid.

It’s time once again to hear from the man, the myth, the legend…Producer Sean! Our intrepid producer has binged all of season 4 and is here to regale us with his thoughts. From recasts to new casts, minions to montages, we unpack it all while raising a NA glass of Proof of Life.

I love that this Witcher 3 DLC has become the lochness monster. Does it exist? What's real anymore? Give it to me

The second non-alcoholic whiskey we’ve sampled, Proof of Life relies heavily on its spicy finish, which makes it an easy to use mocktail component, but not the best for drinking neat. Still, for a nearly zero proof old fashioned, it’s great. Grumpy Geralt approves!

Lock up your valuables, Witcher fans! In this week’s new ep, we tackle the recent Rats special while sampling @questsendwsky’s Master of the Thieves Guild Blended Bourbon. But don’t worry. Despite the subject matter, the only thing we hope to steal from you is a few laughs.

My piece for De Nuit I love my old man Geralt

We had a lot of fun with Masters of the Thieves Guild by @questsendwsky. Yes, this blend of bourbons is pretty basic, but it’s very easy to drink and the accompanying 20-sided die and hit point counter along the side made for fun night of talking thievery. Recommended!

Rats! When it comes to kaer morons we are once again in agreement. Sorry, Bert Brigden, but between skimming money from the relations of cold-blooded killers to creating a monster that wasn’t all that hard to defeat, you are our kaer moron pick for The Rats: A Witcher Tale.

As the Netflix #Witcher saga nears its end, @darkhorsecomics is taking us back to the beginning! In this week’s side quest, we discuss what we enjoyed about their recent graphic novel adaptation of “A Question of Price” and what left us wanting to scream like Pavetta.

trusty steed 🐴🩶🐺 #thewitcher #geralt #thewitcherfanart