Counting on all of this blue to cure my wicked hangover.

Mexican endless buffets, made to order, need to be everywhere. Incredible. (6 plates)

I have many flashlights. But this one is my favorite. It's simple, plenty bright, and is always in my nightstand. Highly recommend a simple AA tactical flashlight in your nightstand. (With a gun, obviously.)

First time I've rewinded an ad. Bob is not whiskey dickin tonight.

Take me back to middle school when I saw this for the first time

Federal law should mandate a fishing trip with your boys for mens mental health awareness month. Fuck the queers.

I think selling public land to blackrock is a bad idea actually.

it is vitally important for america that mamdani get elected mayor of NYC. he can help maximally and swiftly tax the rich, stand up govt-run grocery stores, eliminate the police force, freeze rents, and make public transportation free.. it’s unlikely that taxing the rich will

I am so fucking tired of gen Z (my generation) complaining about subscriptions and pay walls for apps. You should know by now that nothing is free. Shut the fuck up and pay for the service. NOTHING IS FREE. "If you're not paying for the product, you are the product"

Serious question: As a Chipotle addict, which assembly line direction is better? (I feel like left to right is more common).

Today’s kids will never know the feeling of hitting a mint juul pod w this song in the background. Tragic

The less I do over email, the happier I am.

Buffalo trace for 22 bucks at sams club makes me grateful to be a red-blooded, straight, white man.

Instantly muting any retard with a barstool logo next to their username has made my feed 10x more enjoyable.

The only remedy for the sunday scaries.

Banging a girl with tourettes might have to go on the bucket list.

Fake news. Takes more than a couple yn's to take me out.

All of this cracker barrel controversy has me obligated to say, they do have a damn good burger if you want a steak patty.