I'm not going to tell anyone how to grieve, I guess. I mean, I told my friends that during my memorial service I want my body to fall down from the ceiling suspended by bungie cords so it looks like I'm dancing. So...I guess bulletproof glass and sparklers aren't TOO weird.

On a purely musical level, you can combine several chords, decrease the tempo, add exotic percussion or strings, and just do "oooooh" and "aaaah"s and create the same entrancing feeling as when the anointing falls on a congregation during praise and worship. I've done it.

I hate having to watch all the orientation videos for a new job but I LOVE getting to eat everything on the menu ❤️

Not a two hour video on maintenance during orientation!!! 😭😭😭 Lol

I'm hoping the #Rapture2025 happens AFTER lunch because I just got this job and the training food is free, and these fajitas are so good...

#Rapture2025 okay but we're absolutely certain we translated the words correctly because I was thinking...what if we are actually waiting to be taken up in the... ... ...Velocirapture...🦖

No rapture. I was really hoping...

I need a local muscle boy to train me at the gym. I'm doing fine but I think there's a little sub boi in me that wants someone to tell me what to do.

For my new job one of the things I've been going over in my mind is that I want to be a part of this team, yes. But I'm only going to share the most basic information about my personal life to them and that's it. It's day 4 and I know so much that I don't need to about them lol

They said I should practice working with AI so I can put it on my resume...

The 15th Amendment was put into effect in 1870 which gave all men regardless of race the right to vote. But people circumvented it with voting taxes, tests, intimidation, etc. until 1965 when those tactics were outlawed. It took NINETY-FIVE years to finally enforce it.

Some people get very mad when they're miserable and can't figure life out, or they can't find a way to heal but then they see you finding a place of happiness and they just HATE it, and attack it. But that has more to do with them so don't let anyone take down your joy ❤️

No way. Laura Loomer is 32 years old!?!? I thought this lady was in her 50's no joke. Oh my God no wonder she's such a miserable person to everyone. Thirty-two!?!?!

Oh nice. Another church gets shot up and to help us all stay safe, #Congress decides to give itself $10,000 extra a month for...oh shit let me check...yes, for THEIR security. Welcome to America.

Bad Bunny doing the Superbowl halftime show is some of the best news I've heard. People are going to lose their minds, and all the racists are also going to lose their minds. But in a different way haha.

Not that I think it will change the trajectory of his tactics, but I emailed Chuck Schumer today to tell him how useless he was at this time. It was worded more diplomatically, of course, but...not by much. Again, I don't expect change but we're allowed to email them. So I did.

I want to post more happy things but this country and this world are just so ridiculously gloomy right now. On the other hand...I did order some pretty tasty beef fajitas and I'm about to devour these things.

I'm exhausted with the gays that are like "I'm disappointed that so many gay guys are so into the hook up culture blah blah blah" - like...yea they're horny. Just sit on it and have a good time, and we can get to know each other after I throw you out. 🥰

I'm absolutely living for these people who are already losing their minds that Bad Bunny is going to perform at the Superbowl Halftime show. "He doesn't have any songs in English!!!" lol I hope he does the whole thing in Spanish. Or every other language EXCEPT English.

No way...my gym membership includes sessions with a personal trainer?!?!?! How did I not know this? I'm going to see what they have to say about this body.