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Watching the 2024 New York Mets

LGM

Radio stations are still playing Imagine Dragons unironically in the year of our lord 2024

After Texas passed a law restricting abortion as early as six weeks into pregnancy, the infant death rate increased along with the number of babies who died of birth defects, according to a new study. wapo.st/3KWodEv

This is so embarrassing you almost have to respect Michael Kay for being willing to put it out into the world

Death, taxes, and Francisco Lindor being a statistical top two NL shortstop and not making the All Star team

when they pull up your old tweets in the job interview

Wonder if Republicans will say that J.D. Vance’s fast political rise is illegitimate like they do with AOC. Or does that only apply to people of color? Women? Democrats?

Have to like Kamala’s odds in November if the right’s latest attack line is “why does she salute the military?”

“Billionaire right winger buys popular social media platform, incorporates AI and allows right wing candidate to share fake images of his opponent to billions of people” is some pretty dark shit

dude

You’re all laughing at JD Vance, but the simple donut has been destroying Republican presidential tickets since at least 2012

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Came up with a lot of potential answers to this, none of which were mentioned in the article

Critics are raving about my new weight-loss regimen, No Time for Lunch™️

Watching that one first quarter Jets TD drive

As an undecided voter, I’m so glad Donald Trump had the courage to address the two issues that will get me to the polling center this November: immigrants eating neighborhood pets and transgender people having sex change operations in jail

My “For you” is like 80 percent right-wing propaganda. There isn’t an algorithm on the planet that would serve me that content unless someone had their finger on the scale.