gen z interns, maybe you can lie to the boomer who interviewed you and say you know excel but the moment of reckoning will come when i ask you to use my pivot table that converts zip codes to DMAs

Another banger thread from Esha K.

Hey americanair, why is there no option to change just my flight due to a family emergency instead of only allowing me to change my flight AND my companions, who does not need to move his flight? Been on hold for 3 hours. Y'all suck so much.

Moving means cleaning out drawers and things I haven't touched in months and finding hidden treasures 🍄 like a squirrel with nuts

Congratulations on your 500th podcast, Ted. Only 55 more days until we make podcasting your full-time job.

Okay. Fine. But why don’t ppl call out white men? Why is it just an acceptable truth that white men overwhelmingly vote for bigoted candidates and we rag on everyone else?

I, for one, fully support Democrats talking like Tony Soprano for the next four years

GLAMOURRRRRR

coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized i just drink it for the love of the game

‘We’re All a Little Gay,’ Says Woman Who is a Lot Gay: ow.ly/aAhy50UvzKf

Did this turbotax commercial really have a run the jewels song in the background?!

me leaving william sonoma with a le creuset dutch oven in my cooter

I need a scientific reason as to why humans (me) love bubbles so much. What is the appeal?!

I've been doing this for years now.

lol the time I spent new years day writing a dissertation no one asked me to write about popcorn guy, who he was, why he was important, and why we needed to have him at the oscars (which we did!)