How do you greet a blind friend? Long time no see

In Nigeria, corruption is escorted by convoy with sirens.

I'll love bomb you so hard you'd feel like Syria.

.Wizkid, we need a new song from you 🦅

How it started Vs How it’s going 🤍

I dey pursue career, make i still dey pursue woman ?

I still think breadcrumbing is the worse thing anyone can do to you sha

please don't tell anyone you’re my ex. I know it's a big flex for you, but it was a mistake for me.

I don’t think people understand what it feels like to find out the person you cared about don’t care about you, don’t love you and was just leading you on and playing around. One day you people would meet someone that would end you for playing emotional games.

If you’re a man who has never groped , assaulted or raped a woman , you’re normal , not good/great . That’s how normal people behave.

Underrated.

You have a birthday party by 9pm, and you deemed it fit to invite me by 8:30pm talking about how you thought you had already invited me. By Allah, women are so funny. 😂

y’all wanna be toxic soooo bad. meanwhile, i’m tryna kill every toxic trait within me. i don’t wanna argue, be disrespectful, act cold, or question love. i wanna be gentle, accountable, emotionally intelligent, supportive, and soft with my person. real love deserves real peace.

❄️

If she's 30BG, avoid her.

Federal courts in US fight trump on tariff hikes but over our courts are already bought over by the bigot, drug lord, thief-in-the-night INEC President. Pathetic 🥲

Tomorrow is Sunday. The weekend is over already.

Me.

Pussy boy

Alte-Mess