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WhatTimeIsTheVicPresser

@whattimedan

Social commentator and occasional time teller.

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calendar_today03-08-2020 02:58:04

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Don’t worry, Hobart. Your 3 day lockdown will pass quickly. I mean, our 7 day circuit breaker was over in about 3 months. Easy.

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11:45am. The fax says it’s just Jeroen (he has such a lovely beard as well as a measured, confident tempo to his voice - I like that). Doesn’t look like Dan or Brett will make it so I expect the ā€œlifting lockdownā€ specifics will come tomorrow. Love to all, have a great weekend xx

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TBA (for old times’ sake) Details of when and how lockdown ends out this morning, once 70% DD hits later this week. To every eligible Victorian who has or is getting vaxxed and to our medical heroes giving the jabs a big THANK YOU. This is your win - we are almost there! šŸ¤—

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FYI team: journos have been called to a 10:30am briefing on some updated modelling ahead of the presser. I expect the presser to be around 11:30am but I’ll keep you posted (can’t make the journos go too long between coffees!)

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11:15 today. Nothing overly significant but noticed the fax so thought I’d pass it on. No Dan but Jeroen will be there sporting his delicious beard. What awesome sunshine today!

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If you missed the presser: 80% DD hits 6pm Friday. Retail, gyms etc open, no more metro / regional divide At 90% DD (~ 24 Nov) no masks (except certain spaces), no caps, no density limits Here’s your mission: if you’ve had your first jab make sure you get your second!

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Happy 80%! If you’re out walking you can take the mask off now! And all the other stuff like shop and leave Melbourne 😊 Sooo good to be at this point, all eyes towards 90% in November!!

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11am for the final daily covid presser. After today details will come in a pre-midday press release. I’ve officially been made redundant. I leave you with the immortal words of Vinnie Jones:

11am for the final daily covid presser. After today details will come in a pre-midday press release. I’ve officially been made redundant.

I leave you with the immortal words of Vinnie Jones:
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TBA A top of 19 today with a little rain about. On this day in 1914 Australia entered WW1 with 400,000 directly participating in combat and non-combat roles. Today is the 2nd anniversary of this account, so just a little nostalgia for old times’ sake. Lots of love, carry on xx

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Congratulations Juliette O'Brien and Anthony Macali OAM šŸ‚ for receiving OAMs today! The effort you guys put in to collect and analyse data and build accessible and informative websites during the pandemic was amazing. Bravo! šŸ‘

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Just want to let you all know that after a long career at the top I’m currently considering my future. It’s been a blast. I’ll update you all very soon. Dan Andrews Catherine Andrews

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I’m just saying, sometimes I’d love a good lockdown to come back. I miss the quiet times where you didn’t have to pretend to like people you really don’t …