I just need her to tell me that everything’s gonna be five by five

It's actually very telling that this is also happening in a state like Texas, yet the media is so focused on LA

"I asked ch*tGPT" "I asked Gr*k" yeah well i just analysed it from a Marxist perspective and it was pretty obvious

Dream blunt rotation

this is why there’s no song called fuck the fire department

in many ways the most fundamental text in all of social media

I’m taking this full row to myself in this nearly full flight from Seattle to D.C. as a sign that the next two months are going to go great

She’s just like me fr

If you ever forget how disgusting people are, hang out at the airport

Every time I get a flight returning to Hartford, I’m amazed at how everyone on the plane looks exactly like someone you’d think was flying to Hartford

I feel like some stans are so desperate to read social progressiveness onto their faves because they, on some level, are aware of the inherently conservative nature of celebrity worship and are trying to assuage their cognitive dissonance.

PSA from your tired public defender: Please turn Face ID off on your phone and leave it off

I’m tired of hearing “it’s how I cope” to avoid any criticism like okay well how you cope sucks and you need to find something else idk

I’ve never missed Washington so badly

I’m waiting on another place to get back to me before I sign a lease BUT GUESS WHOS BEEN APPROVED FOR A PLACE IN TACOMA FOR AUGUST