A very important question: Can I tan?

Reaper.(bean) I didn't realize it was a date? I thought she just wanted to go look at boats?? [Strangled noise.] GABRIEL. HAVE WE BEEN DATING THIS ENTIRE TIME

((friendly reminder to source your goddamn art))

Fuck they’ve learned how to drive

I tried to trade Reaper for a glass of wine once and I'm not sure he's ever forgiven me.

[In some sense, Talon's brainwashing was a mercy. She could remember what she'd done, but with none of this crippling remorse, this sorrow.]

[She'd rather be back to feeling nothing. But for now, she mourns Gérard, as best she can in the time given.]

Tracer: BOY I SURE HOPE SPIDERS DON'T LAY EGGS IN ME WOT WOT Me: there is not enough wine in the WORLD for this conversation

god its my favorite time of year. the time where i update the number of talon members i draw taking a family photo in matching hand embroidered sweaters

Beardies!!! 🐉

[kicks a leg in the air] admire me

I can’t believe Valkyrie is now mercy sitting down on the ground and drinking an entire bottle of vodka, rendering her useless for the rest of the match

Living in Hanzo's Home for Rehabilitated Talon Friends is nice but if I have to deal with sex noises echoing through the castle again I'm going to throw myself off the battlements

me: Simon, pay attention to me Simon: (off flirting with his harem) me, slowly unscrewing the lid of a jar of peanut butter:

me: this year I lost my dear husband Gérard every Gérard on this godforsaken website: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD me: sometimes I can still hear his voice