falling off of a highrise with a massive erection and landing dick-first on the pavement is not great

getting bit in the 'nads by a vicious mountain lion and having to suck the venom from your own balls is not great

using your girlfriend's vagina as a coin purse is great

losing all urinary control mid way through sex is not great

replacing your mom's powdered sugar with cocaine is great

having to use crusty tube socks as Christmas stockings is not great

shoving toenail clippings into people's eyes is great

flying tarantulas are not great

seducing hot women with your goodlooks, charm, and drug inventory is great

losing your vicks vapoinhaler right before a rave is not great

piercing your dick so that you can hang ornaments on it is great

dry ice is great

snorting so much cocaine that your sinuses collapse is great

air dusters are great

using your man juice as a substitute for milk in your coffee is great

lacing your weed with Jesus's teardrops is great

fucking yourself with a curling iron is not great

dusting your waffles with cocaine is great #riseNgrind

doing a cannon ball into a dumpster and accidentally giving yourself a vasectomy with a rusty kitchen spoon is not great

wiping your ass with steel wool is not great