not to be dramatic or anything but anne montgomery is the best thing that's ever happened to me

Me to me after being at work for an hour and sending one email.

This is not Anne's first rodeo.

I don't know about you, but my day just got a whole lot peachier. 🍑

I too will never forget the time I dropped a full bottle of cabernet on the floor.

I find it hard to believe that Keith Powers was ever anything BUT strong and strapping.

You say 'forbidden', Anne Montgomery says 'necessary'.

Sean sprinting home with a bag of tacos? We felt this.

Looking for a friend who would bet $80 million on me.

Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Anne Montgomery. *Foster raises hand*

*immediately signs up to fencing classes*

Me when my boss overstays their welcome at happy hour.

Posting the same photo to Instagram as your BFF.

"I do not deserve to lose everything because this man's lies outweigh my truth." - Louder for the people at the back.

What my microwave sees at 1am.

If you say this in the mirror 3 times Anne Montgomery will appear and tell you you're worthless.

What/If's most relatable moment?

Two's a crowd, three's a party... Just ask Marcos and Lionel.

This is a Todd and Angela appreciation post 🔥

A visionary, an inspiration and an outright savage. 👑