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my new personality is getting moo deng pilled

No northern lights for me…maybe I’ll hit the pen and stare at the southern lights for a while

sake from a juice box goes crazy

He got that broth money

Telling people with kids how many movies I’ve watched this year

I can’t decide if it’s just older and grumpier, or if attention spans have really changed, but the amount of times I get a response to the first half of my question (and ignoring the important qualifiers in the second half) in different settings is mind-boggling.

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DeKalb County says it's now 7 polling places currently evacuated because of bomb threats in the last hour of voting. County CEO says those voters will get to vote. GA Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger said earlier threats in Cobb & Fulton were likely Russian. We expect an SOS update soon

if you’re in bed stay in bed

1. Dudes rock 2. Hell yeah, brother

Never has anything tripped the urge to be a BOFH and drop a line like “a lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine” as the request for a meeting for Boxing Day during my time off