[guy who was clearly not doing well before daylight savings]: yeah man this time change has got me fucked up idk

Today's clip of the day is "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."

Do liberals like this realize that if they had seen people getting beaten for sitting at lunch counters or marching they probably wouldn’t have perceived it as non-violent protest and would have said they’d support a different less confrontational approach then too

My personal conspiracy theory is I keep seeing this comparison and thinking it has to be astroturfed or something because they don’t look alike at all

i actually have had a lot of sex theyre just throwing me in this volcano for political reasons

Got apple cider and donuts

I remember hearing the phrase “the civil war tore brother against brother” as a kid and being like oh wow but now I see that a poll on twitter about how you go about taking your dick out of your underwear has the exact same effect

(Guy in The Invasion of the Body Snatchers talking to a buddy after he got ghosted) idk man it must have been the pods

paying monthly for criterion channel which I watch one movie on every four or five months

Syracuse NY was doomed when it decided not to have the canal going straight through the middle of its downtown anymore (it could still bring this back btw, wouldn't be that hard)

What every day feels like

[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”

He’s low key dressed like Frankenberry

Weird mini bible that I was afraid to throw away because I thought it would curse me

This is so sad. They should be brothers

never seen this angle from the Reagan assassination attempt before

It’s funny any time the subject of food assistance gets brought up everyone sounds like an expert on what the poor have to face but I’ve seen when the discourse on here has been about cooking etc and some of the same people treat those exact conditions as fringe or irrelevant