Both kids in bath halfway through washing Edies hair and Ezra drops the biggest log I’ve ever seen from a two year old right there in the water. Fair play son

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Some day yesterday for the men 😍🏆 🇪🇺

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This wind with a receding hairline is no joke lads

Feel like I’ve just done a shift on Normandy front getting to Aldi for 8am for wooden toy event. Ole Barbera shoulder barging me for wooden dolls house

Dem admin owls😍😍😍😍

Made a chicken tikka madras last nete and just found out run out of toilet roll in house. Dangerous situation

Ahh lass wants to take kids to Blackpool illuminations today and I’ve told her it’s too far to drive on a Sunday afternoon so we’ve compromised and we’re setting off for Blackpool in ten mins x

Alan Nixon v Pie wasn’t on me Tuesday neyt scroll fixture but it’s a absolute belter I tell ya

Elliot Anderson is everything we thought Kalvin Phillips was

A 33 year old women had just asked me how ya cook spaghetti

Dropped Ez off at nursery for them to turn round abs say there not accepting kids because heatings broke. Utter woke nonsense bloke had a coat and hat on

Big 2026 and am still getting 5+ cold calls everyday

Just asked barber what he does for a living so that’s sound

Them people that just sit there have a coffee and a chat while there 15 ston 8 year old is feral as fuck running about play area just destroying everything need a big ole slap

Having 5 netes in butlins and ahh lass is packing van out like we’re going on a 18 month Arctic Expedition

Putting gloves in a toddler should be a Olympic sport

Ahh lass gets play doh oot for kids then fucks off upstairs to get ready leaving me to deal with aftermath. Absolute power move from the women

Reff has well and truly fucked this game what a nob