I went to the hospital & the male doctor pulled my mom aside to tell her I was faking my symptoms because “you know how dramatic teenage girls get”. then she cursed him out & took me home

do ur boobs get better when ur 25? i’ve been 25 for 3 days and idk, they’re looking way nicer than 4 days ago

I like that my venus is in pisces in my vedic chart

mercury retrograde in pisces ↳ benefits & challenges aries ascendant: - benefit: turns the mind inward toward hidden matters & contemplation - challenge: mental fog or anxiety can lead you to misinterpret situations taurus ascendant: - benefit: reconsideration of alliances,

i’m mad that I have to rent i’d rather buy a house

i wish i had more ppl to talk to about the darker things in life

I knew someone with their mars on my moon and whenever they talked bad about themselves, they would group me into their insecurities. they couldn’t just call themselves ugly or broke or whatever, they had to say I was too lol. “hey ugly” is a perfect example

I actually found jupiter in cancer to be an extremely irritating transit

wtf happened to gifs 🤢🤢🤢

hi I am an astrologer and here is my misogynistic take on a female celebrity but don’t worry i’ll say her birth chart confirms it

I think i’d be relatively good at being famous

my aquarius moon when my cancer moon friend asks to cuddle

12th house synastry trips my aquarius moon up like why did I just tell you about my horrible childhood & deep seated emotions

does it rly matter that I barely drink alcohol if i’m consuming copious amounts of buldak ramen

these transits have been so bizarre to me. for all of february i went from detached, to deeply emotional, to spiraling, to severe anxiety, and now to end the month, extremely angry. I feel mentally exhausted lol

in february we had: - full moon in leo - uranus direct - mercury entered pisces - venus entered pisces - saturn entered aries - solar eclipse in aquarius - saturn conj. neptune in aries - mercury rx in pisces how did this month feel for you?!

“I can wear her skin” didn’t give away the scorpio moon truth?