Wilson scores! Oh, it’s the first name of a Sunderland player.

The Leicester keeper we’ve signed kept one clean sheet last season. He might struggle to repeat that this season.

Shit ground. Shit owners. Shit manager. Shit players. There’s certainly room for improvement.

Want to feel old? This is ex Portsmouth striker Alan Biley today.

Potter steadying the ship.

Listening to LBC this morning and Matthew Wright said he’d considered fighting for Ukraine against Russia. It could have been a game changer.

Pricing up a job yesterday, ate a blackberry off a bush and they looked at me like wtf? ' what, are they the same as the ones you get in a shop?' There really are people who have no idea where food comes from.

When I was a kid living in the Midlands and then up North my dad took me to loads of West Ham away games and we often got beaten 3-0 but we played some pretty stuff when we had the ball. Everyone’s second favourite team.

That’s my 92nd birthday celebrations ruined.

It wasn’t even that good a save.

Neville’s making out that simple save by Raya was like Banks from Pele.

I thought all grans had a blue rinse

It looked better back then.

Want to feel old? This is Jimmy Somerville and Martin Fry today.

Half time player interviews? Game’s gone. They should be in the dressing room sucking on an orange and looking at tactics on a chalk board.

Peter Drury annoys me.

I’d only keep football & music.

The shorts are mustard corduroy

I hope Joe Hart’s suing Head & Shoulders for making all his hair fall out. #MOTD2

The broadband went off for 5 hours in our area the other day and tonight there’s virtually no water due to a burst main a few miles away. This country’s falling to bits. I’m emigrating tomorrow. Or Tuesday.