"Hayley Michelle Lace: Wessel Van Niekerk shooting himself in the foot, telling me that some chick has a "shitty boyfriend ASWELL" haha!!!" ooops

I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy that it overflows.

"Reegan 🇿🇦: Chelsea and Mourinho make me sick that they win football games playing like this. "Beautiful game" for who." Sour Grapes...

Mourinho master plan #Genius We still in.

Breaking news, Oscar pistorius just asked Jose Mourinho to take over his defence.

My phone dies faster than chris brown in stomp the yard.

Having the best time at serrie prelims for girls tonight! Katjie crushed it:)

Whoever said nothing is impossible... Never tried to staple water to a tree

“Tuks FM 107.2 News: A new study shows that shorter men may live longer. tinyurl.com/kvsc43x” congrats boys Jonathan Ross Mathew Feinstein

The epic battle for shotgun that takes place right before you get to the car.

Floyd Mayweather was named the highest-paid athlete in sports by Forbes magazine after amassing $105 million in net revenue #SSBoxing

"@LifeCheating: The 30 Day Nap Challenge " Ryan Poerner

First shave in 3 months. I miss my beard already.

“Rohanlvdm:Huis Taaibos Free entrance this Sunday for students to TOPS at SPAR Bierfest MONTECASINO ” Mathew Feinstein Ryan Poerner Wessel Van Niekerk

My apologies to Ryan Poerner for wasting his time during our fifa match last night. Congratulations on your victory.