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If I caught your attention say hi? 💗

Doing drugs is lowkey wizard behavior. Crushing up rocks and crystals, pouring up potions, eating shrooms, smoking plants

I’d storm the beaches of Normandy with little more than a claw hammer just to sniff Alice Little rose toy 🌹

Sir, do you like the “jeans”? Or the “Ass in the jeans*”?

I HAVE AN EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE PENIS it’s literally everything else that’s the problem.

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If you caught us smiling, say hi 😘 Mia Sophia xxxAliceLittle

Searching freedom?

In a world full of Kid Rocks Be literally anyone else besides Kid Rock.

It’s giving “Please give me attention!” 😭 😭 😭

IF 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 WOMAN 👏🏼 LIKES 👏🏼 BEING 👏🏼 CHOKED 👏🏼 DURING 👏🏼 SEX 👏🏼 YOU'RE 👏🏼 SUPPOSED 👏🏼 TO 👏🏼 SQUEEZE 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 SIDES 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 NECK 👏🏼 WITH 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 FINGERS 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 CRUSH 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 WINDPIPE 👏🏼 WITH 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 PALM 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 IDIOT 👏🏼

WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM 😭

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