I can be really good at anything I put my mind to but I lack discipline, I procrastinate and I'm lazy.

You actually need good friends. You need community. You need family. You can't do this life alone.

"Thanks for uploading your resume, please now enter everything from your resume into these 47 boxes below.”

Yesterday I had a funny encounter with the traffic police. Have you ever been in a situation where Google maps directs you somewhere and then the police catch you saying that you broke a law? It was one of those. So I made a scene out of it and they had to release me. I said

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Real 🤣😭😭I’m legitimately scared of twins 🤣idk what I’d do if I got them 🤣🤣😭😭😭

This one is no longer my problem, thank God

This week has already drained me

Niko hapa KU referral hospital old man has been told to do Endoscopic UltraSound and Biopsy. Costs 70k and SHA doesn't cover. Imagine working for Govt for 39 years being deducted every month only for you to get sick and be told they don't cover. To Kenyan Govt 👇👇👇

Easiest money I could ever make.

Leo ni Ile siku... Uber Kenya FIX YOUR HOUSE!!! So i request an Uber to take my dad home, cost is Ksh.960, the driver arrives, i open the front door, mzee akaingia, i make sure he is okay... I go back to pick my bike niende shughuli... The driver asks my dad, "Who is paying?"

Paediatrics 😭😭

told my boss i was going to the toilet but didn’t say which one, now i’m at home.

Tough out there How can we spin this on Ruto?

Society: Why are you still unmarried? Me: Because I have a metal door

Blaming everything on end year fatigue when you’ve actually been tired and done since February

As a young adult there is a fear I used to have of my mother that I hope to instill in my children. My mom used to say, “hata usiogope Mungu sana hivyo mimi ndiye hukutetea kwa huyo Mungu.”😭😭😭 (Ngojeni muone mtu tu akuje kuandika threads za parental abuse)

First date questions Tell me more about your door.

“Eti mlango yako ni ya chuma? Eww!! Tetenus is so real by the way. I can link you with my Mahogany guy.”

Oncologists, Psychiatrists, Pulmonologists etc will have clients sooner. What do you mean CPAP is now in bars? 😳