Y'all know what time it is. If you live in MN help me boost this ✊🏽💕

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“No, no, you guys have got it all wrong! She’s not a murderer she’s just too incompetent to not accidentally kill people! That’s better right? Whoopsies!”

Are there any stores you go to and you immediately have to poop? Or is that just me and my mom

What’s happening at the Judge Rotenberg Center is actually much worse than I knew. The JRC is a facility in Massachusetts where autistic & disabled people are being given powerful electric shocks as punishment. Those shocks are incredibly dangerous. More than you might think.

Wow I love this song more than anyone else I bet

Wait who was the lead singer of Pearl Jam? Beddie Wetter?

I have to come clean, Dan came up with this joke 😔

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? the guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

OK, Twitter, look - it's time to have a talk. I've been seeing a lot of climate despair on here lately, and I understand it's cathartic to voice your deepest fears, but at this point in time, that despair is also a self-fulfilling prophecy. I work for an environmental charity- 1/

Here’s a list I’ve compiled of some of the tweets I’ve come across on how you can support Afghans 👇🏼

Absolutely nothing funnier than a customer complaining that I both made their drink wrong and gave it to the wrong person. Did it ever occur to you that maybe, just possibly, that was not your drink?????

I just solved The Washington Post's crossword in 30 minutes, 12 seconds. Can you beat my time? washingtonpost.com/crossword-puzz…