how has no one made the game Crazy Uber yet

thoughts on Cruella?

the click stays on during sex

how do I make sure my kids never join a fan army

you’re either Don Draper or Duck Phillips

I saw Lil Wayne fall asleep on stage in nothing but a robe for 30 minutes at Powerhouse 2008 at Izod Center. And all I got was this lousy tweet

Summer Wit Miami

I’m on @withFND 🌐 0x4452B2A3ECAEC667fcC0c3c8Fa4dbc43867cC25A foundation.app/0x4452B2A3ECAE…

no way I’m living in a state where they could fine me $2000 every time I litter

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stop forcing employees to wash their hands

Thinking about this noodle guy from last nights Hot Pot. It was a cool experience but sucks that we weren’t allowed to touch him

Dr. Phil is a genius

Thanks FUTURE/FREEBANDZ for spending 6,085 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to I'M DAT N****. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/1RyvyyT…

It’s impossible to look sexy while walking into a Dunkin’ Donuts

I’m just gonna come out and say it..I’m a coffee slut

You gotta be a sick Mfer to drink an energy drink over ice in a glass

Think about the Top 5 most painful moments in your life. Just think about them

“How an Ancient Eqyptian would have made $10,000 a month” YouTube video

You girls are on some Euphoria shit