Apart from that figure being complete bollocks, the way it’s just scribbled on a mug in sharpie 😑

Genius. 🤣

Good lord.

English, not British.

'He wanted a girlfriend and he's got no social skills and he was frustrated out of his brain,' he added. Perhaps all those who quickly labelled it as a terrorist act should now talk about the incel radicalisation of white men. bbc.com/news/world-688…

John O’Farrell on Angela Rayner: “ #bbclaurak , I have to say, for you as a broadcaster, for the BBC, to keep spending time on this & for Yvette Cooper to come here & talk about violence against women & girls, & for that to take second place to this bit of gossip. It’s not a story”

Where is the victim’s voice? Where are her words? “I’m scared,” Nicole Brown told her mother a few months before she was killed. “I go to the gas station, he’s there. I go to the Payless Shoe Store, and he’s there. I’m driving, and he’s behind me.”

Five days before Nicole Brown…

Fuck me…

Fujitsu has been awarded a new government contract. The sub-postmasters haven’t received compensation, the inquiry isn’t even over, but sure give even more money to those partly responsible for the false imprisonment of many innocents.

Funny old world

In unsurprising - but still deeply frustrating - news, the govt continues with what is apparently their pet project of doing as much damage to the arts & education as possible 🧵amp.theguardian.com/education/2024…

I can’t stop watching. Why are they all doing different dances? Why is the song being sung so weirdly?

Creative Industries make up 6% of our economy. That’s more than car and oil industries together. They employ 2.3million people. To cut funding for creative arts at university level is fudge-brained, cack-hearted thinking pitched very much at the highest level of economic…

Less than 24 hours since the murder of these aid works in Gaza and I'd say we're already about 5/7ths of the way through the routine.

late 70s/early 80s harrison ford got to be up there with the best a human has ever looked. come on man

“Thames Water boss says bills need to rise by 40%.” Here’s why 👇

MEET THE CAST OF GOMORRAH 🍷
Rehearsed reading TONIGHT!

🍇 A vineyard. Four friends. One dinner. A hell of a lot of wine.

🗓 26th March
⏰ 7.30pm (60mins)

📍 Lion & Unicorn Theatre

📬 RSVP info below/DM to attend

For the Americans - daffodils & cherry blossom are in bloom in the UK, so no, that doesn’t make it a fake video message. For the English- that tiny little flag is based on the strip colours from 1966, so no, wearing that football top doesn’t make you woke or gay. *silent scream*

💥Starmer: 'Tories think working people don't need culture... That's why the Tory 'culture wars' always end up as a war on culture. The arts shouldn't tell working class kids to know their place. They should help them find their place in the world, find truth and meaning.' ~AA

This is good. It’s very very good. And I say that as a scruffy, penniless working class herbert from Balsall Heath in Birmingham who made good. And made a movie about Nureyev. And fulfilled a lifelong dream of flying to bloody Space. And Votes Labour. 🌹

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