funniest thing about people getting angry at you for rocking the boat is when they kick you out of the group because they think it’ll preserve the “peace” but then awhile later you check back and the social group has collapsed because of the very problems you tried to address

sorry for showing symptoms of the disorder i told you multiple times i have. do you want to me kill myself?

honestly once i get over my burnout, depression, creative block, doomscrolling addiction, tendency to over intellectualize & avoidant behaviors then you’ll see

“how did people write essays before chatgpt” so there’s this thing called thinking <3

forget college. i NEVER understood private high school. your parents paid HOW MANY thousand dollars a year for you to go to high school just for both of us to be in the same classes at the university of maryland ? unreal

My best friend just DM'd me this 😭

i do NOT use AI, i use REDDIT commenters’ opinions as FACT because they are RIGHT

so is anyone else boycotting stranger things or is it just me and macklemore 😭😭😭

Popping a gummy and having an absolutely wild aquarium visit (it's a vitamin C gummy and I love aquariums)

it’s always “free palestine” until we ask you to boycott your fav tv show because it’s full of zionists. your performativeness knows no bounds

if u wanna be with me u gotta survive the 7 evil attempts i make to sabotage our relationship because i dont believe i deserve to be loved. if we survive that we’re locked in forever bae

sylvain angst weekend, as devised on bluesky, is coming to a depths of winter near you! join in and make him do a pathetic little dance for you

I cant say this on tiktok because I have some very famous oomfs that fw marauders but I hate that entire franchise so much and I dont think the marauders fans are doing something quirky or different than hp fans I think youre just solidifying her legacy

i dont cobalt tools, i dont screen record, i type "youtube to mp4" and if i get a virus i kill myself

you met me at a very canadian time in my life

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