What outfit would you really want to wear?

What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you?

Who is your hero?

Who would you like to be?

Never be between a man and his livelihood, or you'll be like a cat trying to cross a busy highway during rush hour.

You can't dream of a face, you've never seen.

Don't let nobody close your lips—unless it's Cousin Timmy smacking you with a chocolate marshmallow so big it turns your speech into a gooey remix!

Women need money & respect, men need pussy. well, let’s just say a purr-fect connection. 😼

My son’s still baking

I have a son on the way he's coming in a few minutes.

It's not exactly how it happened but it is.

There are people who ignore you, and there are people who ignore you more.

There are people who annoy you, and there are people who annoy you more.

Doing what I usually don't like to do, apologize.

Listen to people, and compliment them. nobody else is doing that, you'll bead everybody. you'll be the cutest.

Do you believe in coincidence?

Success without peace is like owning a sports car with nowhere to park. A calm life? That’s the comfy bicycle ride you actually enjoy. 🚲😌

Where there's a will there's a way.

You know what I'm going to do in hell listen to my wife, fart, and feel the smell.

I send someone a picture of my child, he send me back a picture of his dog.