Can you still ‘shoot your shot’ if you’re firing blanks? Will I get cancelled for this with the impotent crowd?

Proud witness of J-Hova.

Why are they still putting #BafanaBafana matches on TV? Haven't we been through enough. Just give us stage 8 for 90 minutes.

When does Season 2 of Thabo and Nandipha come out?

Can someone at Naturena please show them the change at Man Utd when football is taken seriously? I’m tired of people tagging me when Chiefs lose.

Pusha T is in Joburg!

All we want is to see Caster run!

Today I did my timesheets. I’m so proud of myself, give me a cookie.

He’s clearly moving to Orlando when he’s done in Miami.

The Romanians thought they knew what sucking the life out of someone was until they played the Springboks.

If your sick note is signed by a Dr Matthew, I suggest finding another doctor.

To the people who vape, do you prefer being called a vaper or a vapist?

Is is time for us to pull out calculators yet? Or is that after the next Bafana Bafana match?

Mainoo is some fucking player!

Mbappe to Kaizer Chiefs. Who says no, except reality?

Charlamagne credits Kendrick Lamar and Drake for giving him the best rap battle he has ever witnessed and says Kendrick Lamar is up, while DJ Envy disagrees. Ultimately, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne and DJ Envy agree that the crazy allegations Kendrick Lamar and Drake made

I want to live in a world where fictional serial killers debate which washing powder is better at removing stains.

Frame 2 is 🔥

If I ever swop Jozi for DBN, I’m not getting a dog. I’m getting mongeese.

That would be truly terrifying.