The fresh prints of rocks face

You know your kid plays too much Fortnite, when he calls the gift shop, the item shop. 😩

Cinch…why is your line ‘cinched it’. How you haven’t gone with ‘it’s a cinch’ is beyond me. Im going to bed.

Cmon Craig David read the fucking room. The crowd want 7 days, not your new shit.

Made this for The Times a few years ago. Feels relevant.

Apparently Bennie Ecclestone has just said he’d take a bullet for boris.

Fucking hate it when people ask why you’re not sitting outside. I’ll tell you why John, it’s hot and there’s no air con. It’s not the law. Also if I want to go cinema on a blazing hot day I will. I hate those park people, on their own with a book! I’m an in person.

the French team in the tunnel..smiling…trying to shake hands…we were all serious with the weight on the nation on our shoulders. Would love to see Foden spam grealish in the tunnel to make him laugh. When we start to get a bit more arrogant, then we will win.

I feel like I’m using all of my energy not to buy shit I’ve had my eye on, on instagram in the sales. I’m going to lose though.

Any youngsters interested in becoming creative, have a listen. linkedin.com/posts/sky-crea…

Why so serious, Roy? | The Greatest Show On Earth | Sky Sports 🎪 youtu.be/mpRDhCP6p1c via YouTube. #topflighttimemachine

The way to solve the turkey of the week debate is looking at the work of the person that decides whether something is a turkey or not.

New balls please

Daz Sampson - Daz's Eurovision (documentary) youtu.be/Uko7Rfgu4Xw?si… via YouTube Sam Delaney 'Stop Sh**ting Yourself' Out Feb 27th I’ve just fallen down a daz Sampson rabbit hole and I can honestly say it’s gold. …I’m not comparing myself to McCartney but I guess time will tell.

#Oasis25 #LiamGallagher #lifehack the queue is quicker in portrait👊🏻

Carry on shitting yourself until this comes out.