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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

"This one step – choosing a goal and sticking to it – changes everything."

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What's the purpose of reindeer? To make the grass grow sweetie

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I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets... then it hit me.

"A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world."

What's ET short for? He's only got little legs.

"We know that food is a medicine, perhaps the most powerful drug on the planet with the power to cause or cure most disease."

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

"A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job."

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

"Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food"