Making sure i get my cleaning supplies ready

ambulances and firefighters should pull you over like cops do and either inject you with stuff or spray water in your car

i would have needed a bigger black strip for my crotch area. just saying... because i have a huge penis.... haha. this joke is funny because of my sexual nature!

Music is not even that good bruh

Felt like making an #Oc . this is the Western Baby.

i got two phones... one for the ladies and one for the Gnomes...

what if the hoes enjoy being scared

Lol. my cousin is so random.

im looking to get hired. preferably restaurant reviewer. oxygen breather or fleshlight tester. im getting tired of this modeling stuff

Say hello to me without Saying Hello

Who got that one google verification code

tsa is no fun with me man

would you rather get raped and blown up or get shown a meme from your bosses phone

i am a monkey. of course i Oo Oo Aa Aa

who got that one reason to Continue living

new thing: ive been saying 'a whimsy' for referring to a prolonged period of time. examples below

'ive been looking for a job for quite a whimsy now'

'ive been hungry for quite a whimsy'

is this the next cool thing? let me know in the reply section. 😂👇⬇️

using facebook is fucking insane bruh how are 80 year olds using this. shits like opening blender or ableton