Other parents don’t want to be friends with us once they find out our child folds his own laundry and doesn’t need braces.

My manifesto is actually just a list of all my #WebMD diagnosed conditions.

“Sometimes you gotta know when to switch from rohypnol to retinol-“ My Gram on growing old gracefully

I know this is gonna sound racist but all you Baldwin brothers look the same to me.

When Tumblr has the audacity to ask me if I'm being triggered. Everything is fine. I’m just a bitch.

You ever see a confident person ever get offended by someone else’s confidence? Me neither

I’m all about self improvement but some of y’all lip fillers look like a tick ready to explode.

What could go wrong? 🤷‍♀️

The truth. 🙌🏻

Quietly heads to the line of sinners.

She hasn’t been right since Tommy. 💁‍♀️ Actor Heather Locklear pleads no contest to eight misdemeanor charges x.com/i/events/11627…

How beautiful it is to stay silent when someone expects you to be enraged. ☺️

When ‘Ye makes you wanna run to church. 🔥🙏 ye

This. ❤️📍

My 3 year old grandson told the pizza delivery guy he loves him. The pepperoni doesn’t fall far from the pie, people. 🍕

Anyone know when the real #BBAllStars starts? This junior varsity edition is a joke. Do better CBS #BigBrother22

Hey, MTV, y’all watching #JonathanYoung from #survivor42 The Challenge material? I think so.