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Mason

@webdevmason

Kākāpō husbandry specialist

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calendar_today23-07-2015 20:05:06

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In SF, I once parked in a spot with a 2-hour meter, which I paid. I returned an hour and a half later to find my car was ticketed and towed Apparently the curb was painted white, meaning a loading zone? California loves ruining your day like this

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I don't understand the psychology behind this; a woman isn't going to just forget she wanted children, she's going to become increasingly insane until the curse she departs with salts the ground wherever you set foot

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I think what irritates me about this is the spinelessness Society doesn't know how to value this; it only steals a piece of temporal joy from the community, and because it is such a strange and pointless thing to do it's hard to see how it would even be charged

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I keep seeing these little shirt bibs in fashion reels and ev-e-ry time I feel vindicated for dressing like a normal human slob