Ditched baby momma

That's a senate candidate, moron .

So just kick the can down the road and don't worry about our citizens being able to protect themselves.

Fled Texas as a political refugee only to land in...Missouri???

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When the medical field says X-rays are ok. Just wait it out for two weeks for an MRI appointment. Tell them to fuck themselves. This turned into staph/septic arthritis in my knee joint. They had to fillet me and clean out all the dead tissue and infection. Two more weeks of IV

When a horse, cow, goat or sheep dies, there's people I can call to dispose of the body without involving the authorities. But not _____.

Libra, but I enjoy conducting the chaos that is construction work

I'm out. Wife needs tending to Night night

I've never been accused of being lazy with my ADHD And I'm absolutely positive you don't understand the affliction, or were blessed with it, when you refer to it as a "disability".

Boomers have been retired for a while you moron. Gen X has started retiring.

Woody is going to wake up to something worse than me tomorrow

Congress

Eat my ass for yule

Pro tips when you try to eat a cajun

Jenduism

Best with dressed chick pees