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Baba is eating bacon flavoured chips is this how i bring him on to the dark side?

Some bfs would come all the way from Germany over israel and Iran in between a literal world war in a Boeing plane just to meet their gf and still be asked for a proof to show their excitement

I brush twice regularly but I'm plagued with cavities. My friend doesn't even bother brushing at night, doesn't go to a dentist in years and still has no issues. I'm blaming bad genetics

I came across one of my photos back from 2021 and although I'm just as fat there's actually a visible difference in my muscles it just gives me some hope that although I've been through so much shit the overall trend is somewhat positive 🥹 I wish I could post the comparison pics

They literally tried to bomb the golden temple and you're making movies with a woman who openly supported it yeh khalistani sach mein behen ke lode hote hain 😭

I've just realised that it's like the difference between the 'ch' and 'sch' sounds in german

'Discovering family lore you never heard of' is so fucking true😭 Also listening to my grandmother curse in front of me was the biggest 'They don't consider you a child anymore'

Yeah I'm into MILK (Man I Love Kothrud)

Punekar chya navavar kalank ahe mi i still need maps to navigate through the peth areas 😞 nahi samjat mala I understand only railway station

Ever go through your following list and you see one of your old mutual stop following you like hey at least let me know what tweet made you do it😂

A big F to all the girlies applying to the US good luck dealing with all the new followers and creeps

Cock cutter??

Real cookers know that the best help you could ever get is them staying away from the kitchen when you're cooking

Bichaare airline companies can't catch a break fr absolutely unprecedented few years for them Covid, surging fuel prices and a literal world war😭😭

I have a terrible feeling that the narangibaba is gonna use the N word

Habibi wars have started oh my days

Yahaan pe sabhi mulkon ke maa ki chudi padi hai aur tum log cricket ke gaand mein ghuse hue ho😭

Utho Moses ji ek aur safe passage kholna hai

Humaara waala airport meet ekdam anti-filmy tha somehow i messed up with the bus we had to catch so we had to wait for another half an hour at the airport she was smiling but I knew I'd fucked up😭😭

Always followed one principle when it comes to discussing politics. When in rome, do as the Romans do. If the driver is a congressi, modi is the worst thing to ever happen to India if he's a bhakt, modi is sakshaat bhagwaan himself. I'm not confrontational bhai leave me alone