Don't put all of your eggs in one basket. - Also quoted by a racist who came to know that there are white and brown eggs in existence.

Life is short but then that's the longest thing that you would experience.

Smoke Weed LED signboard spotted in Ahmedabad lol

Surround yourself with the right people. Yeah, but do the right people want to be surrounded by me? 🥲

The first thing I do after waking up is to looking forward to sleep again. 🥲🙈

It's only a "situationship" if it is from the situationship region of France. Otherwise, it's just a sparkling delusion.

When your doctor friend falls sick

Screw dating apps and check your Spotify Blend percentage to find if their music taste is close to yours 🙈

How often do you think about the Roman Empire? Enough to keep my mind away from her.

Government be tracking our every move but can't track where did my weekend go 🥲

* Starts searching on Amazon for a new TV * #INDvsAUS

Need incognito mode in Spotify so that my guilty pleasures don't add up to Wrapped lol.

I saw a baby that looked like Ed Sheeran lol.

Waking up at 2pm on Jan 1st squad >>>

Hi Microsoft, Windows in my work laptop is still working. Please crash it?

To all the people I've been seeing for years on dating apps through my cycles of installs and uninstalls—I hope you find your person soon. 💪

The reason therapy is so expensive because the government takes a toll on my mental health too lol.

Opened playstore to install Hinge but ended up typing Swiggy subconsciously. The heart knows where true love lies.

When nothing's working out and your life is in shambles but you keep on living because you are a chill guy. ✨

Low appraisals at work don’t bother me anymore. My ex made sure I got used to efforts going unnoticed.