Put Beto’s brain in a cow and it’d bark the fucking idiot

Every single week

The mad world of Everton officiating in the last 12 months 🟥 Gueye slapping his own teammate 🟥 Keane pulling someone’s hair 🟥 Grealish applauding the referee 🟨 Dewsbury Hall taking a free kick too quickly 🟨 Ndiaye impersonating a seagull

John Hartson absolutely fucking smashing it on the Weakest Link, fair fucking play👏

It will never be beaten. Still the greatest moment in Countdown history 🤣🤣🤣

📊 "You have to get your stats right..." John Terry responds to Jermaine Pennant saying #LFC's Van Dijk is better than he was at #CFC! 👀 🎥 Via JohnTerry26 on TikTok

Anthony Gordon you couldn't leave my club any quicker

FT. YESSSSS!!! BIG THREE POINTS! UTFT!!!!!!! [2-3] #NEWEVE

Only league leaders Arsenal have picked up more points on the road than Everton this season 💪🛣️

Ancelotti vs Maradona 🤩 Nostálgico!

Jordan Pickford with an OUTRAGEOUS stop 😳🛑 The Sunderland boy enjoying himself at St James' Park 😏

Brilliant keeper

Come for the goals, stay for THAT save. 🤯🔁 #NUFC 2-3 #EFC highlights ⤵️

Perfectly understandable elation from Rob Edwards after Wolves scored in the last minute against Liverpool. It is what the game is about. A manager's joy at a goal being scored - but wasn't David Moyes booked for the same thing at Brighton? It's the inconsistency that infuriates.

I waited for the weekend all week, and it was gone in 10 minutes

One of the greatest players of all-time featured for both Chelsea FC and Everton 🤝 Samuel Eto'o was a pure goalscorer 🎯

The look. The pass. The finish. Perfection from Everton 😮‍💨

"Jimmy [Garner] is a very good footballer, very clean" "He helps everyone around him" Thomas Tuchel on James Garner earinng his first cap for England tonight 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England | Gabriel Clarke

Garner needs to be on the plane to the World Cup.