Corporate condolence note: “There’s no wrong way to grieve.” Me: “Challenge accepted.” 😏

The PCA, famous for members who never ever criticize it or signal-boost outside critics.

The man-bun perfectly illustrates an important principle: something can truly be a matter of Christian liberty, but also a highly unfortunate and ill-considered choice.

If you’re taking flak, you’re over the flak batteries.

You speak like you are at a tractor pull. I speak like I am spearheading an HR task force. We are not the same.

In the spirit of “every confession is a boast”, let me say: All the things wrong in the PCA? That’s on me, personally. I’m just that great.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that if I like a given public ministry figure, then any negative claim against them is, by definition, false.

These things always make me wonder: where is that plane flying and what’s going on to put such a variety of people on the same flight with me? Am I flying to the same event? Is this “plane” in fact the ferry to the afterlife?

A key part of in-house debate is to express as much sneering contempt for the other factions as possible. Anything else is just running away from clarity.

I don’t have a solution to the problem, but I can helpfully remind you that I’m smarter and better than you.

Some of my brothers on here are perhaps a little too ready to cut the cheese on the timeline. Others are walking around funny. Avoid each error in turn.