"He goes only by The Scholar." x.com/alvaleya/statu…

"He nearly killed a Jedi." x.com/alvaleya/statu…

"Lekku?" x.com/alvaleya/statu…

"Can I touch them? Are they like hair? Do they have feeling?" x.com/alvaleya/statu…

"That's...that's amazing." He said, impressed. x.com/alvaleya/statu…

He gently massaged them, hoping he wasn't hurting the witty female. "So. You must be a bounty hunter of a kind." x.com/alvaleya/statu…

"Splicer? You forget I'm just a sheltered Naboo boy." He smiled, offering her a drink. x.com/alvaleya/statu…

"What does a Splicer do, recover Twilek pleasure slaves from the Hutts?" x.com/alvaleya/statu…

"Oh, I could use someone like you! Can you crack a holocron?" x.com/alvaleya/statu…

"I'm very crafty. It's one I stole from the Hutts. It has every Twi'lek in their captivity on it." x.com/alvaleya/statu…

"I want to free them and return them to your homeworld. But, I need your help." He handed her a blaster rifle. x.com/alvaleya/statu…

"The one who got kicked out of the Royal Flying Academy for being caught having sex with his then Twi'lek girlfriend in a mop closet." x.com/alvaleya/statu…

"Standard reaction." x.com/alvaleya/statu…

"Don't act like you're so innocent!" x.com/alvaleya/statu…

I wonder if HopeandStardust wouldnwant a new blaster....

"As in one I built myself." x.com/hopeandstardus…

"Yep. It's a hobby of mine." x.com/hopeandstardus…

"Only if you ask nicely." He teased, taking her to his workbench, showing her some of his designs. x.com/hopeandstardus…

Puts a box that makes noise in @Mother0fHope's chambers, hitting the play button, the Mos Eisley cantina band's song playing for an hour.

*Places huge holo-sign that reads* "Very good writer, trust me." x.com/thefaceofnaboo…