Now I know how they felt

Grammar is lowkey racist. Like imagine being a noun just walking about when you run into some 'proper' nouns with their capital letters and hard rs probably.

Mildly interested in acquiring autism. Does it come with a skill tree?

Tortured poets department? You mean the job centre?

You just know this guy likes suckin on toes

Alternatively: His dick getting some over the pants action

Pulling down his trousers like

If The Witcher served it would be called The Bitcher and Gayalt of Pussia would have to fight The Wild Cunt

Your honor, my client is scared of commitment

Luv me spice. 'Ate the atreides. Simple as.

I am a certified basic bitch