"What? Business is business."

"What? I'm just making her an offer." x.com/AFatherToAll/s…

"All of you lot are heading downstairs for the sex jokes regarding God. Just thought I'd let you know."

"There are parts of Hell even demons fear, sunshine. Don't think you're off the hook." x.com/huntingunicorn…

"Well… these mental images are disturbing."

"You know you're better off asking a demon, say… the King of Hell. Which just so happens to me, lucky you." x.com/HeavensNoodle/…

"Really?" Crowley raised a brow, smirking. "Come on now Kevin, you're smarter than that. My price never changes." x.com/HeavensNoodle/…

"I've heard it's nothing but trouble. But, I'm feeling generous, I'll even erase the memories of your mom for free." x.com/HeavensNoodle/…

"Oh?" Crowley couldn't help but chuckle, finding his little outburst amusing. "Dear me, hit a nerve have I?" x.com/HeavensNoodle/…

"Have I got any willing volunteers to be torn apart, bones and all? My darling Juliet is hungry."

@OneTrueCrowley @GoldenCandyman "She's a hellhound, she's born for slaughter, not torture. I couldn't care less about how quick she kills."

@OneTrueCrowley @GoldenCandyman "And nobody can outrun hellhounds; not forever. It would make for the perfect death. Painful and prolonged."

"And look at what the cat dragged in. Or perhaps I should say hellhound? Mother, how have you been? Horrible I hope?"

"John Winchester, back from the dead I see. You Winchesters' making this a family tradition?"

"You know, I never got to meet you formally since you were dead and all, we should go out for drinks some time. Make up for lost time."

"Hell. Bad parenting. Your son's? I become pretty close with Dean when he became a demon about a year back." x.com/DaddyJohnW/sta…

"Rude."

|| Christ, that was one hell of a hiatus.

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@DeathToRebirth [] Oh my god I'm so sorry I didn't realise I got this. If you're still down, I'd love to RP with you!