You stole someone’s fucking package (probably not for the first time) and have the gall to complain that they retaliated

Matt with his head in his hands realising that they’ve colossally fucked up

Oh and we won't forget you Mark Clattenburg. F-K YOU TOO.

He’s retired you fucking moron

He’d be shitting teeth for the next year by the time I’d be done with him

Why on fucking earth is Battenberg defending that shit

If this ends up being true there is only two characters that make sense having the movie being centred on them

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Bit of a bold prediction the series is gonna end with it being revealed that Mike is telling the story to his and El’s kids

Carrick took one look at him and went your fucking shit

He’s only played 82 minutes because he’s fucking wank

Winner gets the Isle of Wight and the falklands

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE THINKS HE CAN BENCH LAMMENS WHEN HES FUCKING SHITE

GREAT NEWS TO WAKE UP TO HOPEFULLY HE SUFFERS AN EXCRUCIATING DEATH

You deserve to be in prison but whatever I guess

What the actual fuck…