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I'm doing a Emergency Live at 5 on Instagram. It's an 'emergency' in the same sense that an emergency podcast is: ie, not at all except if you consider one's craving for relevance and attention to be an emergency. Anyway maybe see you there!

In case you're still here, AND you support Bristol City FC - I'll be at the Gate on Boxing Day talking some sort of nonsense before the Luton game. Until then you will see my face on the scoreboard, ominously, like Big Brother.

I've got a mailing list, which you can join here if you want to keep up with what I'm doing. And I think you SHOULD. I'm not leaving here yet though, because I'm working up to signing off with my greatest ever tweet. markwatsonthecomedian.com

2025 AUSTRALIA SHOWS ON SALE NOW, LITERALLY NOW THIS MINUTE. comedyfestival.com.au/markwatsontour

Amazing effort once again. There are a lot of good kind people out there. Thank you.

Here are my tour dates (so far) for 2025. If there's no theatre near you, that's likely because the relevant one was too slow to respond. But again I must say, these are the shows SO FAR. Loads more to come. Including Wales/Ireland/your house. markwatson.seetickets.com/tour/mark-wats…

IT'S NEW TOURS WEEK! A 🧵

On Instagram Live from 9 until, to be fair, 5pm. You can also watch it on YouTube and live on BBC1 (that last bit isn’t true).

I would definitely come to this if I was in London (which I am) and liked snooker (which I do, hang on) and wasn’t already going because I am Mark Watson (ah).

Just in case. Happy holidays to all who, etc.

HUGELY important, I would go so far as to say.

Oh, my book about failure and disappointment is out in paperback. You probably already have it because - well, it was in the news at the time - it was the first book to be bought by every man, woman and child on the planet. But just in case. guardianbookshop.com/mortification-…

The new East London theatre is looking incredible. Is it over-ambitious for me to sell that many tickets? Yes. Nonetheless am I doing my tour opener there? Yep. Please do register for priority sales here. sohotheatre.com/walthamstow-ar…

Who's the best snooker player in the world RIGHT NOW? 🌍🤨 Stephen Hendry has his say. 👇 #SnookerClub | stephen hendry @WatsonComedian

Melbourne people - they're doing their '$25 tickets for 25 hours' promotion right now. But I forgot to tell you at the start. Still, just over half the 25 hours to go. I'll remind you in the morning, I know it's late, sorry to be in your bedroom, bye. comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/m…

SYDNEY: $25 ticket offer is currently underway. It's only until noon tomorrow. For context, Melbourne responded very well to the same promotion. I wouldn't want to stake everything on small-minded parochial rivalries. I'm just saying. sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/mark-wat…

This was pretty huge for him, to become champion and meet me within an hour.

NEW BOOK. JULY.

SIGNED & DEDICATED copies of "One Minute Away", the new novel by the lovely Mark Watson Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky are available to order from us! It's published in July, but you can pre-order a copy from me! #BGBexclusive Here's a link. biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copies/…

SNOOKER CLUB ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE! 🎙️☀️ stephen hendry & @WatsonComedian are here for your snooker fix all summer long as Snooker Club continues every other Tuesday... We’re starting the summer series TOMORROW with a big one: Hendry’s Top 5 Players of All Time! 👀🐐